while looking through facebook

• me: what the fuck
• me: who the fuck are you
• me: what the fuck you moved across the country
• me: ...the fuck
• me: how the fuck do you know each other
• me: why the fuck are you bf/gf
• me: i don't fucking understand this
• me: i fucking hate you all
• me: wanna not fucking take this from tumblr?
• me: lol wannabe
• me: wtf are you doing in that pic
• me: no one cares

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i would take a bullet for you. Not in the head… But like, in the leg or something. And it’d have to be a nerf bullet.

totally-relatable:

Only because

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dolliecrave:

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youaremyfascination:

Omg this

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When nobody talks to me, I just entertain myself.

wowfunniestposts:

Follow this blog and laugh some more

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